are there any laws pertaining to the moon
GUYS I THINK I FOUND MY NEW CAREER.
LAWYERS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE.
“You see, the reasons - which are very important - are the causes behind this. That’s because there are things that make it so we can’t do this, like reasons. As we said, the reasons, are very important. It’s almost like there are obstacles ahead of us, which there aren’t, but it’s AS IF there are. So we can’t do it, because of the important reasons and the obstacles, which are imaginary, but scary like dreams.”
— Anyone from Marvel (ever) on why they aren’t making a film starring a female superhero (ever). (via westerlingss)
Ah, I see they got their arguments from “How To Combat Gay Marriage In Court” or whatever strategy guide NOM is using these days. To be fair, when you have neither data nor principle on your side all you have is “Because reasons.”
I thought the Hobbit trilogy was over? Dammit, Peter Jackson, did you really need more dialogue from Smaug and Bilbo this weekend?